Ok, here my try to translate the german sentences:
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Prolog - voice from the off (adapted from LotR, but not original):

One team to rule them  - to find them all
force them into insanity - and maltreat them eternally



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Shizuka and Illu stealthed on bridge:

Illu: Shit!  Shizu: What?
Illu: Grogon! (Wellknown HighRR on Avalon) Shizu: No?!
Illu: Sure!   Shizu: Where?
Illu: There!  Shizu: Shit!

Illu: Ok Shizu, first we should take Obelisk (A guy who thinks, he is the best shaman worldwide ;-) )
Shizu: Why?
Illu: 'Cause he is fully glaringly destructively... (some kind of german slang)

After the fight: 

Illu: Shizu?! Shizu: Yes, Illu?  Illu: Stealth rules!



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Next fight:

Bard has LD, and the rest of the team is stealthed waiting of him...



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Star Trek Scene:

The space - the infinite far - we are located in a system called Midgard and have made disturbing observations of an unnatural phenomenon. The region is dominated of three-planet systems, never seen by men before. 
They try to encircle us by concentrically circles and seem to have a collective consciousness. Thank God - there are only seven of it! 
(In a german message board many Midgard players announce day by day, that there are only seven RvR active WL's ;-) )



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Liia's introduction:

Due to a lack on druids, Illu runs solo - and the following happened...



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Zerg rush:

Who comes too late...
...is punished by the zerg!


Same zerg 15 minutes later...
... this try was better - a clear undecided ;-)


But all good things are three...



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Illu and Sardane:

Sard: We should try the classic server...
IllU: Ok.

Logging: There are too many players logged in - try again later...




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Anton vs. Heretic (voice from the off):

Today I have a big problem...



